The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could
not figure out how to cure him.
Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it
out. After about an hour's examination he came out and told the cardinals that
he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare
disorder of the testicles.
He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to
have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length.
Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the situation.
After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four conditions."
The cardinals were amazed, and there was quite an uproar.
Suddenly a single voice was heard over the top of the noise: "And what are the
four conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long pause..............
.....<long pause>.....
The pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with
whom she is having sex."
"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex."
"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who she is
having sex, she can tell no one."
After another long pause another voice asked, "And the fourth condition?"
The pope replied, "Big tits!"
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not figure out how to cure him.
Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it
out. After about an hour's examination he came out and told the cardinals that
he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare
disorder of the testicles.
He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to
have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length.
Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the situation.
After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four conditions."
The cardinals were amazed, and there was quite an uproar.
Suddenly a single voice was heard over the top of the noise: "And what are the
four conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long pause..............
.....<long pause>.....
The pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with
whom she is having sex."
"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex."
"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who she is
having sex, she can tell no one."
After another long pause another voice asked, "And the fourth condition?"
The pope replied, "Big tits!"
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