umm....

[Mystic]

buy one of these and put it in front of where he parks...

Redneck Parking Only Parking Sign - Product Preview

lmao...i wouldn't like that either V.

 

[syzygy011]

Wow. It doesn't sound like you're too happy about your husband's new truck. But, look on the bright side.... it'd probably be one of the safer things, next to a tank, that you could drive and not worry about getting into an accident. I imagine it'd also be good for a member of the mafia who wants to run someone over....