uhh i drank for the first time last night

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Hurt911gen said:
right on atlantic. we all are going to die anyways. i hate people saying "DUDE LYKE QUIT EATIN THAN CAKE YOU WILL GET FAT AND DIE!!!!!!!!!". just don't fuck up your life or someone else's life. I'm going to adopt a child, so I will be blessed anyways :fu .
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i dont eat too much because i can never gain weight. but i want a good body so i can attract women by looking at them and doing nothing. i like beer because it helps ease tension with the ladies too.
 
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AtlanticBlue99 said:
Hurt911gen said:
right on atlantic. we all are going to die anyways. i hate people saying "DUDE LYKE QUIT EATIN THAN CAKE YOU WILL GET FAT AND DIE!!!!!!!!!". just don't fuck up your life or someone else's life. I'm going to adopt a child, so I will be blessed anyways :fu .
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i dont eat too much because i can never gain weight. but i want a good body so i can attract women by looking at them and doing nothing. i like beer because it helps ease tension with the ladies too.
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sexy body = flat stomach

beer = beer gut


contradiction perhaps?
 
If anyone ever offers you a Mint Julep-DON'T DRINK IT ! It's a horrible waste of good bourbon. I went to a "ladies only" Kentuckey Derby party once and all guest were required to wear a bonnet of their own design AND drink a mint julep before the race started...YUCK-(I really don't know which was worse) -give me a shot of bourbon and beer chaser any day-and hold the bonnet! LMAO!
BTW-vodka and orange Kool-Aid makes a good drink-we call it a Kool Screw!
 
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