Two Tramps

[Peter Parka]

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other,​

"I'm the luckiest guy in the world".​

"Why is that?" said the other tramp.​

"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."​

The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."​

"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"​

"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."​

 

[Natasha]

LOL!!! I guess "tramp" means something different for ya'll, huh???

 

[skyblue]

LOL!!! I guess "tramp" means something different for ya'll, huh???

hobo i think you call them

 

[sharpies]

Great joke Peter, did not see that coming at all.

Allan

 

[teh_fuzz]

lol good one, at first i thought you were talking about 2 transvesti dudes until i remembered youre from theuk, so "tramp" must mean something different

 

[juggler]

:24::24::24:
Nice one Pete!!

 

[Natasha]

hobo i think you call them

That's what I figured...thanks for the confirmation, though!!!

 

[sspark]

hello natasha!!! i like your avatar. :nanners:

 

[Natasha]

hello natasha!!! i like your avatar. :nanners:

Thanks!!!