Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says, “I gotta go use the can.” So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 20 minutes.
His friend gets pissed off and goes in to get him. He finds him in there and asks, “What the hell are you doing?”
The first drunk replies, “Every time I flush, something reaches up and grabs my balls.”
The second drunk looks at him and says “You dumb ass, you’re sittin’ on the mop bucket”
His friend gets pissed off and goes in to get him. He finds him in there and asks, “What the hell are you doing?”
The first drunk replies, “Every time I flush, something reaches up and grabs my balls.”
The second drunk looks at him and says “You dumb ass, you’re sittin’ on the mop bucket”
