BadBoy@TheWheel
DT3's Twinkie
Two aliens get off the ship and decide to look around. While taking in all the sights they walk up on a gas pump. One alien, a little gung ho says "Hey you...Take me to your leader" nothing happens. The quiet alien and the bossy alien look at each other and shrug.
The bossy alien says again "Take me to your leader...again no response finally the bossy alien has had enough "Take me to your leader or I'll dispose of you" again nothing. Well this really pisses the bossy alien off, so he pulls out his laser gun and shoots the gas pump
A few minutes later the aliens come to about a hundred feet away from the blast, the bossy alien looks over and the quiet alien is simply staring at him, the bossy alien says "What's wrong with you?" The quiet alien says "I told you never to trust something that can wrap its dick around itself and stick it in its own ear.
The bossy alien says again "Take me to your leader...again no response finally the bossy alien has had enough "Take me to your leader or I'll dispose of you" again nothing. Well this really pisses the bossy alien off, so he pulls out his laser gun and shoots the gas pump
A few minutes later the aliens come to about a hundred feet away from the blast, the bossy alien looks over and the quiet alien is simply staring at him, the bossy alien says "What's wrong with you?" The quiet alien says "I told you never to trust something that can wrap its dick around itself and stick it in its own ear.
