this was an ad posted on houston's craiglist
Homeless for HOV (Katy)
Reply to: comm-erpa5-1236184401@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-23, 3:49PM CDT
I am looking for a homeless person so I can use the HOV lane. Not looking for just any homeless person, you have to be somewhat of a functioni ng human being. If you are reading this you most likely qualify. You found a computer and internet access, you are on your way to getting your shit together. If you are one of the panhandlers around I-10/Mason to I-10/Hwy 6 and would like to expand your territory to 610/Shepherd, then we should talk. There are 2-3 other homeless guys you'll have to contend with during the day around the 610/Shepherd intersections. Yes there are multiple intersections. One is in a wheelchair so he shouldn't be too much trouble and the other two come and go, the guy in the wheelchair is there everyday so you'd have to go to one of the other 3 intersections. So you would be able to cover quite a bit of ground in one day. Spending the early mornings in Katy and moving over to 610 for the day and back to Katy for nights. That's a shitload of people you would gain exsposure to for your advertising. If you need help with a catchy slogan or materials for a new sign, I can accomodate. There will be NO MONEY for your services. I will provide the occasional breakfast taco in the mornings and beer in the afternoons. If everything sounds good to you please make sure you fit the following requirements before emailing me.
1. Just to state the obvious: You must be in Katy.
2. You must not stink. You found a computer. Find a shower.
3. Your clothes must be clean. Wash them in the shower. I don’t want crap all over my c ar.
4. Your shit goes in the trunk during the ride. NO YOU MAY NOT BRING YOUR DOG.
If you still think you qualify then send me a message and I will drive by your corner office to take a look at you. If your thinking of robbing me, then go elsewhere I carry a gun and I don't want your blood in my car.
PostingID: 1236184401
Homeless for HOV (Katy)
Date: 2009-06-23, 3:49PM CDT
I am looking for a homeless person so I can use the HOV lane. Not looking for just any homeless person, you have to be somewhat of a functioni ng human being. If you are reading this you most likely qualify. You found a computer and internet access, you are on your way to getting your shit together. If you are one of the panhandlers around I-10/Mason to I-10/Hwy 6 and would like to expand your territory to 610/Shepherd, then we should talk. There are 2-3 other homeless guys you'll have to contend with during the day around the 610/Shepherd intersections. Yes there are multiple intersections. One is in a wheelchair so he shouldn't be too much trouble and the other two come and go, the guy in the wheelchair is there everyday so you'd have to go to one of the other 3 intersections. So you would be able to cover quite a bit of ground in one day. Spending the early mornings in Katy and moving over to 610 for the day and back to Katy for nights. That's a shitload of people you would gain exsposure to for your advertising. If you need help with a catchy slogan or materials for a new sign, I can accomodate. There will be NO MONEY for your services. I will provide the occasional breakfast taco in the mornings and beer in the afternoons. If everything sounds good to you please make sure you fit the following requirements before emailing me.
1. Just to state the obvious: You must be in Katy.
2. You must not stink. You found a computer. Find a shower.
3. Your clothes must be clean. Wash them in the shower. I don’t want crap all over my c ar.
4. Your shit goes in the trunk during the ride. NO YOU MAY NOT BRING YOUR DOG.
If you still think you qualify then send me a message and I will drive by your corner office to take a look at you. If your thinking of robbing me, then go elsewhere I carry a gun and I don't want your blood in my car.
- Location: Katy
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1236184401
