true story that I made up

[UncleBacon]

I was walking down the street and found a few million dollars sitting in a sack on the side of the road so I bought a shelby gt500 and decided that I'm going to drive cross country

 

[Suzie]

Niccccee Chris.... come pick me up yesterday ok?

 

[UncleBacon]

I found the missing link on my travels too

 

[Jersey]

"the missing link" is my team name.....

 

[UncleBacon]

I helped blow up a country

 

[Jersey]

i have fake bones

 

[UncleBacon]

I just made a starting position on the New Jersey Devils

 

[Jersey]

i got a 1560 on my SATs

 

[Reaver]

thats a low score on the new scoring scale

so i believe it

 

[Jersey]

well i took mine 8 years ago... if that helps..

and WHY would you believe i got a low score???? meanie

 

[UncleBacon]

I counted to infinity twice

 

[GuesSAngel]

that's it? I did it x's infinity

 

[UncleBacon]

I'm in jamaica right now

 

[sexy.time]

the burmuda triangle used to be a square. but i round house kicked one of the corners off.

 

[UncleBacon]

I was in a fatal four way match with chuck norris chuck liddel and chucky the killer doll....we all see who lived to talk about it

 

[sexy.time]

LMAO, i can touch MC hammer

and
I can believe its not butter

 

[UncleBacon]

I tought wayne gretzky how to play hockey

 

[sexy.time]

really?! thats crazy!
i taught tony hawk how to skateboard.

and

i once played rush 'n' roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Don't ask how, it confused me to.

 

[UncleBacon]

tony soprano pays me