Top Ten Reasons it Sucks to be A Penis

[Sexy_Man92]

10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbour is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a penis:
1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.
:yuk

 

[Veronica]

hahahah!

 

[Peter Parka]

Haha! Good one!

 

[AUDRAA]

oldie but still a good laugh

 

[Maritxu]

LMAO! Such a good one!

 

[Astropiglet3]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Bagel]

hahaha

:willy_nilly:

 

[GuesSAngel]

lolololol!! that's good!

 

[scar]

Bwhahaha, owned!

 

[NicAuf]

Gave me a chuckle

 

[GuesSAngel]

now we have to think of 10 reasons why it sucks to be a vagina...b/c sometimes it sure is crappy to have one.

 

[Peter Parka]

1 You bleed every month
2 You atract dicks
3 You get fucked over by dicks

Carry on people!

 

[Maulds]

<-----Non Jewish and circumsized

And its had the occasional haircut

 

[Fearless]

Rotlmfao!!!!!

 

[Sam]

hehehehehehehe !!!! hey mind it .. dont get this toooo vulgar ... overall good one ... attention people those who dont give a hair cut