Tonight's escapades

[Dana]

Gotta love the adventures of D. Butz at Club Viper. Some woman asked me to dance fine. We danced her breath was STANKONIA LOL. She asked me to buy her a beer. I was onto her game. I said I was broke. She weent off and came back like she was lookin for somethin. Me bein me I asked her what she was lookin for. Apparently she lost her purse. She grabbed me and took me over the cash bar and kept huggin me and kinda looked like she was TRYIN to cry the she did a 360 and asked me to dance again. we got to the dae floor started dancin then she made her way towards the middle of the floor thats when i kinda made my escape.

I bitch about women and the lack of action and when I get someone interested it's like a cruel joke.

 

[AUDRAA]

so you blew her off because she had bad breath? Dana dont you think thats kind of shallow? I mean obviously you were interested at first because you did dance with her

 

[Taralynn]

so you blew her off because she had bad breath? Dana dont you think thats kind of shallow? I mean obviously you were interested at first because you did dance with her

I am not sure if it was the bad breath or if he eventually felt she was rollin' him for drinks. Or otherwise. :willy_nilly: :eek

 

[Dana]

so you blew her off because she had bad breath? Dana dont you think thats kind of shallow? I mean obviously you were interested at first because you did dance with her

no that's not the only reason. she was actin kinda weird. Probably drunk. Like I said she was all upset about her purse then she snapped out of it like it was nothing.

 

[Guyzerr]

Probably drunk. Like I said she was all upset about her purse then she snapped out of it like it was nothing.

Women do that Dana. They are very unpredictable.

 

[Thornless]

Next time carry mints and a can of beer

 

[RedRyder]

Next time carry mints and a can of beer

..... and drink more. Lots more. And faster. The girls all get prettier and smell tasty too then.

 

[pjbleek]

thinking that a visit to the Viper room maybe in order this summer...

 

[Dana]

..... and drink more. Lots more. And faster. The girls all get prettier and smell tasty too then.

I can not drink alcohol right now.

 

[skyblue]

I can not drink alcohol right now.

****opens can of real ale,pours contents into glass ready for drinking.........ahhhhhhhh necter****

 

[Dana]

I'm above the influence :24::24:

 

[RedRyder]

I can not drink alcohol right now.

Wear rose-colored glasses then.