To my darling husband

[Mrs Behavin]

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XOXOXO

 

[Homer]

man it would be nice waking up from that nightmare.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

bwhahahahahahaha nice.

I'd like to joke about that being a female driver, but it was some guy that fell asleep going to work.

 

[BaggedSplash]

hey look...the differential cover on that F-150 is the same color as the truck

 

[Haus]

poor ferrari

 

[elluko]

poor ferrari

A moment of silence for that poor ferrari.
We hardly knew ye...