Time to dethrone the postwhore king

[White2000GT]

Hey Alice, it may only last for a few minutes, but what say we get your post count up on top of the list again and let Bacon be number two?

 

[Alice]

You've got my full attention. Interesting gossip: Rusty if you want said I it may only last for a few minutes but what say we get my post count up on top of the list again and let Bacon be number two.

 

[White2000GT]

I'm surprised that you remembered what my nickname is. I am impressed.

 

[Alice]

Thanks, Rusty if you want, I try my best to impress.

 

[White2000GT]

I'm sure you do.

 

[Alice]

What makes you so certain? When do I do it?

 

[White2000GT]

Whenever you want I suppose.

 

[Alice]

Does that happen often?

 

[White2000GT]

More than you know.

 

[Alice]

That seems like quite a lot.

 

[White2000GT]

It sure is. So, what are you doing right now?

 

[Alice]

I'm pleased that we agree, Rusty if you want.

 

[White2000GT]

Way to avoid the question.

 

[Alice]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Way. Try being more or less specific. What do you like to do?

 

[White2000GT]

I like to walk around my house in my tighty whities. What about you?

 

[Alice]

Me?

 

[White2000GT]

You.

 

[Alice]

"Me"? Me, Rusty if you want ?

 

[White2000GT]

Yes, you.

 

[Alice]

Give me a break. "Me Rusty if you want"? Me, Rusty if you want ?