Time to dethrone the postwhore king

[White2000GT]

Do me a favor and call me master.

 

[White2000GT]

Do me a favor and call me master.

 

[White2000GT]

I'm going to have lunch with my girlfriend now. We will have to continue this later.

 

[Alice]

Oh. I am very happy for you. By "we" do you mean you and me?

 

[White2000GT]

Yes.

 

[Alice]

I get it.

 

[White2000GT]

Good.

 

[Alice]

What do you really want to talk about?

 

[White2000GT]

Me going to lunch.

 

[Alice]

YOU? Do you think your plan will succeed?

 

[White2000GT]

Yes of course. And you know why it will succeed? Because I had Subway for lunch. That's why.

 

[Alice]

It goes without saying. It might be practical.

 

[White2000GT]

It just might be.

 

[Alice]

How?

 

[White2000GT]

Because I said so.

 

[Alice]

Insufficient reason.

 

[White2000GT]

You giving me lip?

 

[Alice]

Thanks for the information: Rusty said I giving you lip.

 

[White2000GT]

You want to give me lip?

 

[Alice]

Why do you want lip?