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Peter Parka

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To laugh at Tiger Woods

Luckiest man alive- Drives it hard, Hits a tree then cannons off a water hydrant.
Still gets it in the fucking hole!

I've recently found I play golf similar to Tiger Woods - driving into trees

After crashing his car into a tree and fire hydrant,Tiger Woods has now came out and said "Crash was my fault"
Thanks so much for clearing that up, i was under the impression that it was the trees fault.
Stupid Cunt.

I wonder if Tiger Wood's wife is out clubbing tonight?

Tiger Woods just completed his shortest drive ever

"Tiger Woods delays police questions over crash".
I would as well until I'd sobered up.

For a long time, I thought Tiger Woods needed to practise his swinging.
But apparently I was wrong!

Shit..."Tiger Woods has been involved in a car accident after row with wife."
What's the betting he was telling her how to fucking park when it happened?

Tiger Woods caddy has been fired for not advising him to use a driver.

Is there no end to Tiger Wood's talents ? Now he's trying his hand at magic, move over David Blaine, Tiger managed to turn a car into a Fire Hydrant and then into a tree ... 'Awesome'!
 
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Tim

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He took an extra pair of pants when he took his short ill fated drive, in case he got a hole in one.
 

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Your joke is actually fine. I just wanted an excuse to use this. :D
 
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