three women, two younger, and onesenior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was abeepingsound. The young woman pressed her forearm and thebeep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "that was my pager," she said. "i have a microchip under the skin of my arm."a few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
the older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said.........."well, will you look at that......i'm getting a
fax!!"
Suddenly there was abeepingsound. The young woman pressed her forearm and thebeep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "that was my pager," she said. "i have a microchip under the skin of my arm."a few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
the older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said.........."well, will you look at that......i'm getting a
fax!!"
