Thought I'd Jump On THe Bandwagon...

[Peter Parka]

...so here it is, Ask Peter, especially stuff about Britain and words I use which you can't understand!

 

[GraceAbounds]

I don't have a question. I just wanted to say Hi to you Peter.

*hugs*

 

[dt3]

Have you ever tried an American Pilsner, or do you just bash them on principle?

 

[Breath]

Do Brits really have tea and crumpets every afternoon? What is a crumpet anyway?

 

[Peter Parka]

Have you ever tried an American Pilsner, or do you just bash them on principle?

I don't know about American pilsner but I bash most pilsners regardless of their country of origin as tasteless piss. I've had American lager though which was crap but so are most lagers too.

 

[Peter Parka]

Do Brits really have tea and crumpets every afternoon? What is a crumpet anyway?

We drink a lot of tea but I've never met anyone who has tea and crumpets every afternoon, I only occasionally have crumpets as a snack. Crumpets are savoury snacks made from yeast and flour, its usually served with butter on it which melts into the crumpet.

 

[Peter Parka]

I don't have a question. I just wanted to say Hi to you Peter.

*hugs*

Hi Grace

*hugs back*

 

[dt3]

Called my mom lately?

 

[Peter Parka]

Called my mom lately?

:24: No, she told me never to phone her again so I thought it would be the decent thing to respect her wishes, especially as she can't understand me anyway!:24:

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Ask Peter... this thread just sounds dirty from the get go.

 

[Breath]

What's up with the royal family having all that money and all those jewels...shouldn't they donate it so ya'll can see a doctor without waiting a year for an appointment?

 

[Peter Parka]

What's up with the royal family having all that money and all those jewels...shouldn't they donate it so ya'll can see a doctor without waiting a year for an appointment?

Yeah but they bring in far more money as a tourist attraction. Besides given the choise between a powerless Queen Elizabeth and a powerful George W Bush as head of state, I know who I'd choose!

 

[Boomer]

All wise Swami of the Thousand Winds. Keeper of the Oracles Skeet napkin and Voice of the 15 40 year old waitresses. Who killed JR?

 

[Peter Parka]

All wise Swami of the Thousand Winds. Keeper of the Oracles Skeet napkin and Voice of the 15 40 year old waitresses. Who killed JR?

Ah, trick question, no one killed him, he was shot by Kristen but didn't die.

 

[Thebest]

I have a question! If you could come to America for free, would you?

 

[Peter Parka]

Definately! I'd love to meet all you wonderful people and there are many things in America I'd love to see and experience, even if some of them are things to tick to say I've done it. Unfortunately I can't see me ever being allowed to enter your country.

 

[Thebest]

Definately! I'd love to meet all you wonderful people and there are many things in America I'd love to see and experience, even if some of them are things to tick to say I've done it. Unfortunately I can't see me ever being allowed to enter your country.

Grr, if I was the president I'd let you in! But I don't see why you couldn't anyways.

 

[Peter Parka]

Unfortunately because of the crackdown after 911 and American and British police now exchanging information and my criminal record, I'd have no chance. Before the exchange of information I could have got in by simply lying but unfortunately thats not the case anymore.

 

[Thebest]

Ooer, you have a criminal record?

...O SNAP.

Nah, not really, I think they'd still let you in, since I don't think we have a problem with England at the moment.

 

[Peter Parka]

Well they might do for minor stuff but I'm sure America takes Arson and ABH on a police officer very seriously. I've got 4 years till my record is considered spent over here but I'm not sure how that applies in America and information they have access to, guess I'd have to look into it then.