This Woman REALLY Wanted to Give up Smoking LMAO

[hart]

File this one under "B" for "Bad Ideas."
A woman allegedly slapped a Sacramento County deputy in order to get arrested. Why? So she would go to jail and be forced to give up smoking cigarettes.
CBS-Sacramento reports that Deputy Matt Campoy was leaving his shift when he felt a slap across his face.
"It was totally unprovoked," said Campoy. "She stepped into me and slapped me in the face."
Etta Lopez, 31, was arrested immediately, according to CBS-Sacramento. The station reports that Lopez sat in front of the jail for hours before allegedly slapping Campoy.
“She told us that she needed to quit smoking,” Campoy told CBS-Sacramento. "She explained it with great detail as to why.”
Lopez is being held in Sacramento County Jail on assault charges. And, yes, the jail is smoke-free, according to CBS-Sacramento

 

[porterjack]

man i could think of better ways of getting arrested

 

[The Man]

I say give her an O.R. Bond

 

[Natasha]

Wow. She could build up the nerve to assault a cop but not to quit smoking??? Dumb bitch.

 

[Jackass master]

Plus she now has a criminal record for assaulting an officer. That will get your ass stomped for the rest of your life.