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[Haddaway]

Is dedicated to telling people things about God, most people don't know.

But a fact that is overlooked by most theologists is that God only has one hand. People always talk about "THE hand of God" and never say "a hand of God" or "one of God's hands". This also explains why people who are praying put their hands against each other: they do this to be respectful towards God, as the people would appear to have just one hand too. It would be a huge disruptance of the cosmic order if a mortal appeared to have more hands than God himself. This explains why we are not allowed to depict God: if we were, people would notice He has only one hand. As playing dice is easier with two hands than with one, this also explains why God does not play dice (except in those cases when he does).

 

[Ria]

Please could you stop posting all over the place about god (supposed god).

We don't want this thrust in our faces and this is our right to decide that.

You have read many posts that say this same thing, so you will know it's not appreciated at all.

Pls just leave it now - you will get too many ppl's backs up.

You were Ok up until the last few things I've read today, that you have posted. Don't start annoying us now!

 

[Haddaway]

GOD is an acronym for Guaranteed Overnight Delivery, a bit of a misnomer at best, because while the bible does record that he occasionally delivered people, it wasn't guaranteed, but rather contingent on their obeying a number of strict commandments. And overnight? Not even close. 40 years wandering in a desert doesn't count as overnight, even by extremely lax USPS standards. This kind of shoddy service is why start-up religions with more diverse delivery systems will gain popularity in the coming years. On a side note, God did once consider delivery as a career, losing out in the semi-final to the Daughter of Pharoah, in the "draw the baby from the water" competition.

 

[Ria]

Ok, what are you really about then, Blaze (if that is indeed yr real name?)

You are now harrassing me and this has got to stop!!! NOW

It is rude and disrespectful to not even acknowledge you have annoyed a person when it has bn pointed out to you, let alone not even apologize, therefore stopping!

 

[DanTastic]

i can already see where this thread is going. Were not here to annoy anyone so please if anything needs to be hashed out do it in pm's? thank you

 

[Boomer]

GOD is an acronym for Guaranteed Overnight Delivery, a bit of a misnomer at best, because while the bible does record that he occasionally delivered people, it wasn't guaranteed, but rather contingent on their obeying a number of strict commandments. And overnight? Not even close. 40 years wandering in a desert doesn't count as overnight, even by extremely lax USPS standards. This kind of shoddy service is why start-up religions with more diverse delivery systems will gain popularity in the coming years. On a side note, God did once consider delivery as a career, losing out in the semi-final to the Daughter of Pharoah, in the "draw the baby from the water" competition.

If you would like to conversate about something like this, I dont have a problem with it. But can you please be respectful? Some of these statements are pretty bold. So, for the few that DO believe, can we keep it clean?

 

[SilentEyz]

Thank you Boomer.

 

[IntruderLS1]

If you would like to conversate about something like this, I dont have a problem with it. But can you please be respectful? Some of these statements are pretty bold. So, for the few that DO believe, can we keep it clean?

Thanks Boom. I've made him the same offer, but I think he prefers the hit and fade technique. :dunno

 

[TheOriginalJames]

*wanders in thread and looks around*

wow... um ok. later!

*wanders out of thread shaking his head*

 

[Chimera]

I find it interesting, that you quote Ghandi in your Sig....and obviously do not understand what he was about.

There are many causes I would die for. There is not a single cause I would kill for - Mohandas Gandhi
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind - Mohandas Gandhi
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Mohandas Gandhi

Religion/God, need not concern anyone who does not want it.

 

[alleycat]

*inserts barrel of gun in mouth*....*walks away*