A woman was carrying a duck on her way home from the market. A drunk staggered up to her and said: "Hey! where'd you get the pig?"
The woman replied: "You drunken fool, that's no pig -- it's a duck!"
"Quiet," the drunk said, "I was talking to the duck."
The woman replied: "You drunken fool, that's no pig -- it's a duck!"
"Quiet," the drunk said, "I was talking to the duck."
