this is kinda funny

[AUDRAA]

ok so I got this email the other day and I thought it would be a fun thing to do on here. heres how it works- in your search engine line google or what ever you use type your name and needs after it like this.... example Audra needs....
then the description of the first site that appears it is pretty funny for some people

heres mine: Audra needs to have a copy of the field trip slip for every student

 

[Tim]

[SIZE=-1]Tim needs your help. Will sell wife for food. The ever interesting Tim Worstall asks for help from his manorial-like residence on the beach in Portugal. ...[/SIZE]

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

clare needs a break from life. and some expensive chocolate and a man who will love her the way she wants to be loved.

 

[Peter Parka]

Peter needs your HELP!!!

Apparently I need money so come on, get giving!

 

[Trance97]

I love mine.

"Joey needs to quit his job"

 

[Darkstar]

Hahaha!
"[SIZE=-1]Crystal needs a LOT of love. She just isn't getting it at home and it is unlikely she ever will."[/SIZE]

 

[lemon]

James Needs A Hat Petition

[SIZE=-1]James Needs A Hat Petition, hosted at PetitionOnline.com.[/SIZE]

 

[andcuriouser]

[SIZE=-1]Leland needs to clarify expectations.
[/SIZE]

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

oh i missed the google search part. i just typed what i think i need. oh well i obviously suck at following instructions.

 

[AUDRAA]

ha ha Clare its ok sweetie

 

[BaggedSplash]

[SIZE=-1]Brian: None of my needs are being met in this conversation. Kristen: Get out your Vibr-O-ater!

lol wtf??
[/SIZE]

 

[AUDRAA]

LMAO Brian thats awesome!!!!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

James Needs A Hat Petition

[SIZE=-1]James Needs A Hat Petition, hosted at PetitionOnline.com.[/SIZE]

:withstupid:

 

[IntruderLS1]

LOL

Scott needs Nude Models.


:nanajig:

 

[Valerie]

"Valerie needs to weed out those who seek only to waste her time as soon as possible." It's about an escort service, the website is called "Fun Valerie"... :eek

 

[pamperedchefkid]

MARK NEEDS MORE ROOM

 

[GuesSAngel]

somebody who has my name already did that on google and made a list. Here's what came up...


Alicia needs 50 people @ $8.50
Alicia needs to let Jeremy take full responsibility for his
tasks (I wonder who Jeremy is...)
Alicia needs help from Doctor Álvez
Alicia needs a big fat dose of reality
Alicia needs more funky beats and innovative tunes in her music

 

[ouachiski]

[size=-1]jeff Needs To Fix My Cocker!



wtf?
[/size]

 

[Kat]

[SIZE=-1]brandi needs to talk about my rather large penis. that should sell out some of her campiagns

:wtf_anim:rofl2:


[/SIZE]

 

[Bagel]

1. David is in serious need of a bath.
2. It's Tony's love that David needs most.
3. David needs your help.
4. David needs your prayers.
5. David needs to roar with pride.
6. David needs to become more tolerant, especially of emotions.
7. David needs a student.
8. David needs to be able to do this work independently.
9. David needs a computer.
10. David needs a wash.