This is an outrage! Ban!

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Haddaway

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This is an outrage, and I personally am horrified by the effects of Dihydrogen Monoxide!


Some facts on this extremely dangerous substance:

The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide include:

Also called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain;
Contributes to the greenhouse effect;
Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape;
Accelerates corrosion and breakdown of electrical equipment;
Excessive ingestion may cause various unpleasant effects;
Prolonged contact with its solid form results in severe tissue damage;
Inhalation, even in small quantities, may cause death;
Its gaseous form may cause severe burns;
It has been found in the tumors of terminal cancer patients;
Withdrawal by those addicted to the substance causes certain death within 168 hours;
Despite the danger, DHMO is often used:
Used in many forms of cruel animal research;
The US Navy has a secret distribution network for DHMO;
Lakes and rivers all over the world are contaminated with DHMO;
In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical;
As an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products;
Known to be a component of a number of cancer-causing agents
Nevertheless, governments and corporations continue using it widely, heedless of its grave dangers.

We must fight to make this chemical banned from our society. Who is with me!
 
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Hahaha, my husband and I had a couple of people give a presentation on this in our 10th grade chemistry class. It had us both convinced for awhile. Him more than me. Oddly enough, we were just talking about this yesterday.
 

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Yes :(

This chemical is easily put into the human digestive system and 100% of humans have it in their body right now. We can prevent this by banning it from the USA!
 
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Lol. I'm friends with a bunch of chem geeks, so I know all the tricks. DiHydrogen Monoxide is water... DiHydrogen, meaning two H: H2, and Monoxide, meaning one O.

Nice try, though. ;)

Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
was H2SO4. :)
 

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They puttin that in us man? WTF! This that shit man. This that shit. Im tellin you they....*shuts his mouth*
 

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Hahaha
Yeah it is water. But if you look it up on google the first few websites are trick websites. So people still believe you.
 

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Remember, water has two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen. Di means two. So it would be Dihydrogen Monoxide.Monoxide just means one molecule of oxygen.

People think the name sounds dangerous from the all famous, "Carbon Monoxide" But the Monoxide part is just Oxygen :)
 

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I almost feel for it, but I had seen something on Penn and Teller Bullshit and they did the same thing to some hippies. Great joke though.
 
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