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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot-dogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toe-tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
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If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

I seen this one being the final part of an anime episode and the result given was half-a-point.
 
I think in order to determine if Crop Circles can be square one must ask the person who is making them, but does that mean you get charged extra for wanting a customized Crop Circle? Something to ponder if anything else.
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I am going to be a smartass here.. LOL..
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot-dogs? Because they already use all the yucky bits and pieces in the burgers
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? If you are quick both.. If not you have to keep your elbows to yourself.
What is Satan's last name? Christ if I know..
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Fake modesty.. or it's when they go to masturbate so they don't get turned on...
Where does the toe-tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? My niece had to deal with that not that long ago.. she put it on his right pinky..
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? Only if you are caught.
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"? Because they like to fuck with you..
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? Um ya would melt.. :willy_nilly:
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? Hopefully it wouldn't get that far..
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? They would hold you in contempt I believe...
Do they bury people with their braces on? If the wishes of the family was yes... others who knows.. want to dig someone up to find out?
How far east can you go before you're heading west? An infinity question
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? The buy a new one first
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? Go out of office.
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? Depends if the ump is in a good mood or not.
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. That would assume you got caught.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? *shrugs*
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? The tips would be good if they did.
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? LOL. No comment.
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? :willy_nilly:
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it. Because flavouring never is as good as the real thing.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? :ninja
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? LOL then Liam is always guilty.
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? No because we aren't seeing them chew with an open mouth.
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?Considering it's 2011 it's expired anyway...
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? fancy tastes like crap.. not that I know what crap tastes like.
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half? :surrender
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? Tonto wasn't his type.
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Depends if you are optimistic kinda person..
Are eyebrows considered facial hair? I don't know.
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? 12:01
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? Niether.
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? I haven't a clue.. I am not Confucius.
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? to fuck with you.
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? I am too lazy to go look but I would assume yes.
Can you daydream at night? I would assume.
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? So that if you have it memorized it's your home key.
Can crop circles be square?Depends on the PEOPLE doing it.
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? Cuz they don't want to?!?!
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? You try it first.
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? Cuz it's custom.
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
[/FONT] You see the little black specks in the ice cream right?
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I am going to be a smartass here.. LOL..
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot-dogs? Because they already use all the yucky bits and pieces in the burgers
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? If you are quick both.. If not you have to keep your elbows to yourself.
What is Satan's last name? Christ if I know..
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Fake modesty.. or it's when they go to masturbate so they don't get turned on...
Where does the toe-tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? My niece had to deal with that not that long ago.. she put it on his right pinky..
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? Only if you are caught.
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"? Because they like to fuck with you..
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? Um ya would melt.. :willy_nilly:
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? Hopefully it wouldn't get that far..
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? They would hold you in contempt I believe...
Do they bury people with their braces on? If the wishes of the family was yes... others who knows.. want to dig someone up to find out?
How far east can you go before you're heading west? An infinity question
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? The buy a new one first
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? Go out of office.
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? Depends if the ump is in a good mood or not.
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. That would assume you got caught.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? *shrugs*
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? The tips would be good if they did.
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? LOL. No comment.
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? :willy_nilly:
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it. Because flavouring never is as good as the real thing.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? :ninja
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? LOL then Liam is always guilty.
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? No because we aren't seeing them chew with an open mouth.
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?Considering it's 2011 it's expired anyway...
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? fancy tastes like crap.. not that I know what crap tastes like.
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half? :surrender
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? Tonto wasn't his type.
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Depends if you are optimistic kinda person..
Are eyebrows considered facial hair? I don't know.
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? 12:01
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? Niether.
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? I haven't a clue.. I am not Confucius.
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? to fuck with you.
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? I am too lazy to go look but I would assume yes.
Can you daydream at night? I would assume.
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? So that if you have it memorized it's your home key.
Can crop circles be square?Depends on the PEOPLE doing it.
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? Cuz they don't want to?!?!
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? You try it first.
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? Cuz it's custom.
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
[/FONT] You see the little black specks in the ice cream right?

Whoa.
 
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