Things To Remember

[hhayes]

change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Lottery- a tax on people who are bad at math.

Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home!

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy??

Impotence--Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings"!!

Barney sucks!

A 'hard on' does not count as personal growth!!!

Practice safe sex!! Give yourself a hand!!

 

[Veronica]

:rofl :funnah

 

[UncleBacon]

don't forget this


if she's dead she can't say NO!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

A 'hard on' does not count as personal growth!!!

I Love It!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[GuesSAngel]

Re: RE: Things To Remember

don't forget this


if she's dead she can't say NO!

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

that is so gross it reminds me of that family guy episode

 

[hhayes]

yeah thats pretty funny lets hope if she's dead you'll have more sense than her.....

 

[UncleBacon]

I dunno I am 1/2 polish

 

[Tim]

Re: RE: Things To Remember

I dunno I am 1/2 polish

Let me guess. The bottom half?

 

[UncleBacon]

:tard :dunno