Things the Queen will never have to do...

[Tyler Durden]

Sort out her car insurance

 

[Jessica]

pay the bills

 

[JanieDough]

regrout her tub

 

[Jessica]

go shopping

 

[Tyler Durden]

Look at a stamp that doesn't have her face on it

 

[Jessica]

walk the dog

 

[satinbutterfly]

Listen to customers yell at her all day.

 

[Jessica]

wash the dishes

 

[satinbutterfly]

Pick her nose.

 

[Siphorous]

Iron. Lucky lady.

What am I on about, an iron is alien to me

 

[Jessica]

wash the floor

 

[satinbutterfly]

Detail her car.

 

[Jessica]

chase the ice cream truck

 

[Tyler Durden]

Have to get connecting flights

 

[Jessica]

plan a vacation

 

[satinbutterfly]

Buy groceries.

 

[Jessica]

buy appliances

 

[Tyler Durden]

Get up in the morning

 

[JanieDough]

wipe her dog's butt when it eats her hair and drags a turn around the room trailing behind it.

 

[Jessica]

call 911