Things the Queen will never have to do...

[Tyler Durden]

Just list something the Queen will never have to do.........


Never have to wipe her own butt

 

[Burntblood]

Change the oil in my truck

 

[Tyler Durden]

Top up her cell

 

[Springsteen]

Cook a meal.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Worry about not having a flag lying about

 

[Burntblood]

Stop texting because she went over her character limit for the month.

 

[Thornless]

Swallow... yanno.

 

[Jessica]

wash her clothes

 

[Tyler Durden]

Get on a bus

 

[Jessica]

drive somewhere

 

[Tyler Durden]

Rep me

 

[Jessica]

make her bed

 

[Tyler Durden]

Consider life as a stripper

 

[Jessica]

clean her room

 

[Tyler Durden]

Sleep in the wet patch

 

[Jessica]

do her hair

 

[Tyler Durden]

Update her own Facebook

 

[Jessica]

wash the car

 

[Tyler Durden]

Mow the lawn

 

[Jessica]

feed the dog