Things that are supposed to be sexy, but aren't

[gLing]

From Maxim's latest issue:

*Girls who are really into sports
*Sex on the beach (both the drink and the activity)
*Saxophones
*Female cops
*Tickling
*A woman holding a whip
*Two girls and a cup (OMG fukin nasty!)
*Lap dances
*Women riding horseback naked
*Massage therapists
*Real Sex on HBO
*Cream Pies
*The Poetry of Edna St. Vincent Millay
*Hula Dancers
*Nipple rings
*Matt Damon:Sexiest man alive? <--lol

You forgot to add my ass. It's supposed to be sexy but lets face reality, it's just flat and boring.

 

[Elle]

You forgot to add my ass. It's supposed to be sexy but lets face reality, it's just flat and boring.

Pics or lying!

 

[Boomer]

You forgot to add my ass. It's supposed to be sexy but lets face reality, it's just flat and boring.

Awe! Embrace your ass. Its yours and theres no other ass like it.

 

[gLing]

Pics or lying!

Note the flatness

 

[Elle]

Aww, is there a pic there, for REAL?

I can't it at work.

 

[gLing]

Aww, is there a pic there, for REAL?

I can't it at work.

It's ok. You don't want to see a boring ass anyways.

 

[hubersrj]

Note the flatness

Oh come on! That cute little thing is quite spankable....

 

[Boomer]

It's ok. You don't want to see a boring ass anyways.

You may not have the bestest ass, but you're Asian and asian chics are teh hotness.

 

[gLing]

Oh come on! That cute little thing is quite spankable....

I do the spanking around here son.

 

[gLing]

You may not have the bestest ass, but you're Asian and asian chics are teh hotness.

Not the bestest?? How dare you!?

 

[Boomer]

Not the bestest?? How dare you!?

LOL ya'll have different qualities. The almond eyes and cheeky smiles. The cute noises ya'll make in bed. Good stuff!

 

[gLing]

Oh crap, I hope I don't make noises in bed. :unsure:

 

[dt3]

Oh crap, I hope I don't make noises in bed. :unsure:

A little moaning never hurt anyone :ninja

 

[Boomer]

Oh crap, I hope I don't make noises in bed. :unsure:

Yer not gettin done proper.