Things that are supposed to be sexy, but aren't

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From Maxim's latest issue:

*Girls who are really into sports
*Sex on the beach (both the drink and the activity)
*Saxophones
*Female cops
*Tickling
*A woman holding a whip
*Two girls and a cup (OMG fukin nasty!)
*Lap dances
*Women riding horseback naked
*Massage therapists
*Real Sex on HBO
*Cream Pies
*The Poetry of Edna St. Vincent Millay
*Hula Dancers
*Nipple rings
*Matt Damon:Sexiest man alive? <--lol
 
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Elle Estoopidez said:
From Maxim's latest issue:

*Girls who are really into sports
*Sex on the beach (both the drink and the activity)
*Saxophones
*Female cops
*Tickling
*A woman holding a whip
*Two girls and a cup (OMG fukin nasty!)
*Lap dances
*Women riding horseback naked
*Massage therapists
*Real Sex on HBO
*Cream Pies
*The Poetry of Edna St. Vincent Millay
*Hula Dancers
*Nipple rings
*Matt Damon:Sexiest man alive? <--lol
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I disagree...I think cream pies are super sexy!!!!!
 
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Elle Estoopidez said:
From Maxim's latest issue:

*Girls who are really into sports
*Sex on the beach (both the drink and the activity)
*Saxophones
*Female cops
*Tickling
*A woman holding a whip
*Two girls and a cup (OMG fukin nasty!)
*Lap dances
*Women riding horseback naked
*Massage therapists
*Real Sex on HBO
*Cream Pies
*The Poetry of Edna St. Vincent Millay
*Hula Dancers
*Nipple rings
*Matt Damon:Sexiest man alive? <--lol
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ouch:eek
 
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These lists are stupid. Everything on their is relative, yet the magazine still wishes to tell you what you should think about this and that.

And sex on the beach is awesome, IMO.
 
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Pudding Time said:
These lists are stupid. Everything on their is relative, yet the magazine still wishes to tell you what you should think about this and that.

And sex on the beach is awesome, IMO.
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I agree with your last line....the rest of the posting was useless.
 
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Elle Estoopidez said:
From Maxim's latest issue:

*Girls who are really into sports
*Sex on the beach (both the drink and the activity)
*Saxophones
*Female cops
*Tickling
*A woman holding a whip
*Two girls and a cup (OMG fukin nasty!)
*Lap dances
*Women riding horseback naked
*Massage therapists
*Real Sex on HBO
*Cream Pies
*The Poetry of Edna St. Vincent Millay
*Hula Dancers
*Nipple rings
*Matt Damon:Sexiest man alive? <--lol
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I think the bold items ARE sexy...but then again, I dropped my Maxim subscription 2-3 years ago...
 
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*Girls who are really into sports- Yeah, those butchy lookin softball players. *shudders*

*Sex on the beach (both the drink and the activity-Sexuh
*Saxophones-not sexuh
*Female cops-SOME are sexuh.
*Tickling-I hate tickling so I agree...not sexuh
*A woman holding a whip- Im a freak. Sexuh
*Two girls and a cup (OMG fukin nasty!)Un called for...
*Lap dances-SEXUH!!! WTF??
*Women riding horseback naked-UH SEXUH!
*Massage therapists-eheheheheheh SOME are reeeeally sexuh....
*Real Sex on HBO-bah, get a porno...
*Cream Pies- *looks around* Sexuh....
*The Poetry of Edna St. Vincent Millay-Fuck off! Not sexuh
*Hula Dancers-Do they get naked?
*Nipple rings-Sexuh
*Matt Damon-OMG SO SEXUH! :D
 
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