Things my girlfriend and I argue about

[StangMang]

http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

Read that site haha....so funny :rofl

And, if any couples out there...whats some funny stuff that you and your SO have fought about?

 

[Tim]

My wife (now ex) asked me once if these pants make me look fat, I said that the pants have nothing to do with it.

Nope, I didn't duck quick enough... Now I have a cool scar on my forehead from the 6 pound glass ashtray.

 

[MikeHawke]

:rofl

 

[SloMoFo]

well tim that was mean ..what do you expect? i never ask a man if i look fat ..im always afraid he will say yes


shit my ex bf used to hint around i was fat when i didnt even ask for his damn opinion...one of the few reasons hes my ex lol!

as far as the article ...those are some silly things to argue about..however i find it funny a guy makes a site about his gf and makes it seem hes so unhappy with her yet he does nothing about it ....

if i was margaret id make a site with the headline "my boyfriend has no balls ....that is all"

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

We argue about who gets the bigger half of the artichoke heart when we split an artichoke, so when we're getting close, I pick it up and lick the whole thing so she won't want any. Then she bishes at me and says I never lick her like that anymore, then I scream back at her and tell her if she tasted more like an artichoke heart and less like bitch flavor I MIGHT! :wtf

 

[Haus]

i like that one commercial.. i cant rememeber what the company is. but the wife asked the husband if this dress made her look fat and the guy said looking at his paper with no hesitation. "you betcha" every time i see that it cracks me up. but when woman ask me if they look fat i say the same thing over again. no. even if she might be. i always say no. one of my friends ex bf was asked that by her and he said your pleasently plump.

 

[Haus]

Re: RE: Things my girlfriend and I argue about

We argue about who gets the bigger half of the artichoke heart when we split an artichoke, so when we're getting close, I pick it up and lick the whole thing so she won't want any. Then she bishes at me and says I never lick her like that anymore, then I scream back at her and tell her if she tasted more like an artichoke heart and less like bitch flavor I MIGHT! :wtf

and what does she say after that.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

Re: RE: Things my girlfriend and I argue about

We argue about who gets the bigger half of the artichoke heart when we split an artichoke, so when we're getting close, I pick it up and lick the whole thing so she won't want any. Then she bishes at me and says I never lick her like that anymore, then I scream back at her and tell her if she tasted more like an artichoke heart and less like bitch flavor I MIGHT! :wtf

and what does she say after that.

I don't know, I made it up.

 

[Veronica]

me and joe have some silly arguements.... let me see..

We argue about me bitting my nails.. (BIG arguement.. he cant stand it)
He hates when I chomp my ice (the crunchy ice.. )
We argue about him NOT feeding the kids or giving them baths when I am at school....

There are MANY more.. But I dont feel like typing much more.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

Re: RE: Things my girlfriend and I argue about

me and joe have some silly arguements.... let me see..

We argue about me bitting my nails.. (BIG arguement.. he cant stand it)
He hates when I chomp my ice (the crunchy ice.. )
We argue about him NOT feeding the kids or giving them baths when I am at school....

There are MANY more.. But I dont feel like typing much more.

*high fives Verni* I bite my nails and crunch my ice too. :rock

*high fives Joe* I never feed the kids or give them baths either. :rock

 

[Tim]

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well tim that was mean ..what do you expect? i never ask a man if i look fat ..im always afraid he will say yes


shit my ex bf used to hint around i was fat when i didnt even ask for his damn opinion...one of the few reasons hes my ex lol!

as far as the article ...those are some silly things to argue about..however i find it funny a guy makes a site about his gf and makes it seem hes so unhappy with her yet he does nothing about it ....

if i was margaret id make a site with the headline "my boyfriend has no balls ....that is all"

Joke Slo, joke. :funnah

 

[SloMoFo]

Re: RE: Things my girlfriend and I argue about

well tim that was mean ..what do you expect? i never ask a man if i look fat ..im always afraid he will say yes


shit my ex bf used to hint around i was fat when i didnt even ask for his damn opinion...one of the few reasons hes my ex lol!

as far as the article ...those are some silly things to argue about..however i find it funny a guy makes a site about his gf and makes it seem hes so unhappy with her yet he does nothing about it ....

if i was margaret id make a site with the headline "my boyfriend has no balls ....that is all"

Joke Slo, joke. :funnah

DOH!

 

[Veronica]

:lol I thought he was serious too.

 

[Tim]

I guess I could say that the story is true.... that way people will understand why I drool on my shirt all the time... Those big glass ashtrays pack a whollip.

 

[artisan00]

even if it was true, id still take tims side - its really irritating when a girl asks that kind of question, clearly not prepared to hear something honest (unless they are super skinny, in which case they are a bitch for asking).

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i agree. sometimes girls can be so shallow themselves and ver superficial.

 

[slo6banger]

haha, that was funny.

I can't think of anything out of the ordinary that my man and i have fought over. We've had the typical argument here and there, but honestly, we don't even fight much.

Well, right now he's at boot camp so we can't fight even if we wanted to.

 

[04ShakinSteed]

Re: RE: Things my girlfriend and I argue about

My wife (now ex) asked me once if these pants make me look fat, I said that the pants have nothing to do with it.

Nope, I didn't duck quick enough... Now I have a cool scar on my forehead from the 6 pound glass ashtray.

:funnah

 

[StangTang]

Re: RE: Things my girlfriend and I argue about

me and joe have some silly arguements.... let me see..

We argue about me bitting my nails.. (BIG arguement.. he cant stand it)
He hates when I chomp my ice (the crunchy ice.. )
We argue about him NOT feeding the kids or giving them baths when I am at school....

There are MANY more.. But I dont feel like typing much more.

*high fives Verni* I bite my nails and crunch my ice too. :rock

*high fives Joe* I never feed the kids or give them baths either. :rock

Werd

i bite my nails and crunch my ice, and i dont like bathing kids either :banana sorry v.

 

[SloMoFo]

Re: RE: Things my girlfriend and I argue about

haha, that was funny.

I can't think of anything out of the ordinary that my man and i have fought over. We've had the typical argument here and there, but honestly, we don't even fight much.

Well, right now he's at boot camp so we can't fight even if we wanted to.

yea same here ..actually we havent had one fight or argument (yet!) but we have ony been together for 2 months lol!