Things most women will never say

[Mrs Behavin]

You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again?

The new girl in my office is a stripper, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

Bar food again?? Kick ass

I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.

I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentines day !

Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!

I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

Damn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.

You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly. You are so much smarter than my father.

If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch SportsCenter.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

A woman posts it, but not a single woman replies to it.

Trying to save face by not arguing about it ladies?

 

[elluko]

I especially like #3!

 

[GuesSAngel]

I have probably said some of those to a certain extent. Okay maybe one...or two...but no more than 3

 

[Peter Parka]

You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

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I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.

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I've had both of them. I'm the one who dosen't like talking about some of my fruit cake exes, she's the one who wants to know all about them!

 

[Reaver]

The real thing a woman will never say: "I was wrong"

 

[elluko]

The real thing a woman will never say: "I was wrong"

Its happenned.

 

[majikstranger]

yeah why the hell is it you woman dont admit your wrong. are you trying to make up for all the years of not having rights? lol

 

[Peter Parka]

My missus will admit she's wrong. She normally needs about 24 hours of screaming and swearing at me and telling me I'm wrong first though!

 

[Autie2007]

It is not just women, no one likes to admit that they are wrong.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

It is not just women, no one likes to admit that they are wrong.

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

It is not just women, no one likes to admit that they are wrong.

I beg to differ. I know it's different, being a mom and all, but my mom is so pissed off whenever she knows I'm right.

"Sure, you goddamn know everything!!"

I just leave the room and say, "Yep, I sure as hell do".

 

[Veronica]

I dont think I have ever said any of those. lol

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

things ive done/said:
That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.