Things men think but don't dare say....

[AUFred]

"Honey, does this make my ass look big?"

Was that your goal? If so you succeeded.


"Which shoes should I wear?"

I don't care if you go barefoot we needed to leave 20 minutes ago.

:24:

 

[USF Sam]

"Do you think Angelina Jolie is attractive?"

If I answered "No" there'd be a group of men knocking at the front door to confiscate my Guy Card... and my junk. "You won't be needing these..."

 

[AstriaPorta]

hmm i never asked if my butt big and actually i wait everyone else to get ready in the house usually i finish be ready before everyone dressed and i have to give everyone else what they need

 

[Darroll]

Your Mother is not the boss around here.

 

[Taralynn]

Never ask a man about your ass or your shoes. Not unless you are going to plant your shoe in his ass if he answers wrong.

 

[cam elle toe]

Your Mother is not the boss around here.

Excellent:clap:24:

 

[RedRyder]

Yes, dear. I know all about your ____________ (period, bad hair day, best friend's failing marriage, zit, sucky boss, etc.)...... but seriously..... the game is on! STFU!



Note: Remember boys.... You can think anything you want.... Just don't let it slip your lips. :ninja

 

[AUFred]

I like that. I hit the mute on the game last night because my wife was talking to me and I really could not hear her. She got a little put out with me.

 

[RedRyder]

Men and their Televisions! Uggggghhhhhhh.......