Got this in an email today, reminded me of Tom's thread about his son in the restaurant 
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mum breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: 'Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one
for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember
you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mum good night. 'I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mum
explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't
give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I
cost?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mum asked
what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant... Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
Thought I'd add one of my own,
When my son was 6 he said to his Dad "When I get married and have a son I am going to name him after you, so that when you die I won't forget your name"
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JACK (age 3) was watching his Mum breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: 'Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one
for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember
you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mum good night. 'I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mum
explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't
give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I
cost?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mum asked
what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant... Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
Thought I'd add one of my own,
When my son was 6 he said to his Dad "When I get married and have a son I am going to name him after you, so that when you die I won't forget your name"
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