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I Don't Drink Water...

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Re: I Don't Drink Water...

but do fish really fuck??? LMAO
they release sperm into the water... which is worse fucking or free floating sperm showers? Watch Blue Planet and how coral breed... You'll never wanna swim in the ocean again :24:
 

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A day at the game...

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was… ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like ……

Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!”
 
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