Things a woman will never say

[Mrs Behavin]

1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

4. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

5. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.

6. This diamond is way too big.

8. Wow, it really is 10 inches!

9. Does this make my butt look too small?

10. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

11. I think belching is really sexy.

13. Why don't you go out with your friends to see the strippers tonight?

14. I could never be with any other man, but I don't mind at all if you see other women.

15. I insist that you always put your mother before me.

16. I love a good cigar after sex.

17. I think we should spend our life savings and buy a big, old bass boat.

18. Move over, I'm driving. I love city traffic.

19. The smell of oil and gas makes me horny. Let's do it on the workbench.

22. Let's skip that stage show with Mel Gibson and go watch the Tyson fight at a bar.

23. Hey, we didn't have sex last night!

24. That shirt doesn't smell bad enough to need washing. Wear it again today.

25. Your buddies tell the best stories. I could listen to them all day.

26. I understand.

27. You don't swear enough.

29. Let's stay at that dirty, old motel on the highway. It's cheaper and we can spend the money we save on beer.

30. Don't fix the toilet, I'll just keep going in the bushes outside.

31. Sure, you can wear your old cowboy boots at our wedding. They go with anything.

32. I think I'll call him up and ask him out.

33. Sleeping with all the guys on the softball team doesn't make that girl a slut! She's just really friendly.

34. I farted again. Lift the covers so we can smell it.

35. Don't dirty a knife or fork, eat with your hands like me.

 

[Tazzy]

19. The smell of oil and gas makes me horny. Let's do it on the workbench




Now whats wrong with this one hehehehe.... Plus a few more heheheh

 

[same ole shit]

36. I'm too proud to ask directions

 

[TheOriginalJames]

*wishes he lived in that fantasy world*

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

19. The smell of oil and gas makes me horny. Let's do it on the workbench.

Oh really, I know plenty of girls who would say that :rofl :rofl

 

[hhayes]

haha

 

[GuesSAngel]

hmm...I think I've said about 10 of them so far lol

 

[Ryum]

If I ever met a girl who said these things…
10. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
23. Hey, we didn't have sex last night!
24. That shirt doesn't smell bad enough to need washing. Wear it again today.
26. I understand (and actually understand)
32. I think I'll call him up and ask him out.

I’d head to Tiffany’s tomorrow

 

[04ShakinSteed]

HAHAHA!!!

 

[BooFetus]

I love 33! :rofl

 

[Sim]

I HAVE said the following on many occasions:

1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
4. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. This diamond is way too big.
8. Wow, it really is 10 inches!
9. Does this make my butt look too small?
10. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
11. I think belching is really sexy.
13. Why don't you go out with your friends to see the strippers tonight?
14. I could never be with any other man, but I don't mind at all if you see other women.
15. I insist that you always put your mother before me.
16. I love a good cigar after sex.
17. I think we should spend our life savings and buy a big, old bass boat.
18. Move over, I'm driving. I love city traffic.
19. The smell of oil and gas makes me horny. Let's do it on the workbench.
22. Let's skip that stage show with Mel Gibson and go watch the Tyson fight at a bar.
23. Hey, we didn't have sex last night!
24. That shirt doesn't smell bad enough to need washing. Wear it again today.
25. Your buddies tell the best stories. I could listen to them all day.
26. I understand.
27. You don't swear enough.
31. Sure, you can wear your old cowboy boots at our wedding. They go with anything.
32. I think I'll call him up and ask him out.
33. Sleeping with all the guys on the softball team doesn't make that girl a slut! She's just really friendly.
34. I farted again. Lift the covers so we can smell it.
35. Don't dirty a knife or fork, eat with your hands like me.

But you see...the reason I don't have many female friends is because I think more like a man anyway...it was the nature of my surroundings. *smiles*

 

[Ryum]

damn knowing Sim is apparently the girl of my dreams
It dramatically decrease the chances of their being another one of her kind within the same state..


/off to alaska

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I HAVE said the following on many occasions:

14. I could never be with any other man, but I don't mind at all if you see other women.

You seriously dont mind if your boyfriend sees other women? Did I read that right?

 

[Sim]

I did not say that I said it to my current boyfriend, although while we were away from one another for several months, I did tell him that it would be understandable if he decided to go out with others. 400 miles will do that to you after a while...make you wonder as though the distance is worth the effort of asking one to wait for you. Time passed and we were both faithful throughout, as we are to this day.

I did tell this to a former boyfriend of mine, as I was spending the majority of the year in Hawaii, exploring the islands and the culture. It was better than saying, "Either you wait for me, or else." We still remain friends, and the fact that I allowed such freedoms was respected with his actions and lack thereof.

I used to also say this to my ex, only I added in the part, "Better make sure she's worth more than I, as you will be paying me a hefty monthly check..." It was not until the later years when he was not receiving the attention he required due to my working odd hours and raising the children, that he finally took part in doing such...but I hold no ill will for his doing the deed. I stopped giving sex at home, so he found it elsewhere. If the person you are travelling through life refuses you water, but a stranger offered it freely, you would go to the stranger. Not quite the same, I realize, but it is to simplify the analogy.

People today should truly rely on trust...you would be amazed at what it means to the other when you allow it be fully obtained.