Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
I called to order a ground beef pizza. "Oh, I'm sorry
we don't have any
ground beef".
I said "but here on the menu it says you have
hamburger" and she responds
"Oh,
well we have hamburger!" I said OK I'll take the
hamburger instead of the
ground
beef then." She says no problem!
...They Walk Among Us
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Some guy bought a new refrigerator for his house. To
get rid of his old
fridge, he
put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home.
You
want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat
there without even one
person
looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people
were too untrusting
of this
deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the
sign to read: "Fridge
for
sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution.
...They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which
direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for
sometime, she shook
her
head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.".
...They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a
call from
an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him,
"The
number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week." He responded, "Is
that Eastern or Pacific time?". Wanting to end the
call quickly, I said,
"Uh, Pacific".
...They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on
her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't
think
she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
...They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's
designed to cut through a
seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
... They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were
discounted
10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2
times
10% and gave us a 20% discount.
... They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring
attached
to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
the chain rip out every
time
she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose
and ear remain the
same
distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
... They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the
lost luggage
office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and
told
me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good
hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?".
... They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to
go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into
4
pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding "Just cut
it into
4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.
...They Walk Among Us
we don't have any
ground beef".
I said "but here on the menu it says you have
hamburger" and she responds
"Oh,
well we have hamburger!" I said OK I'll take the
hamburger instead of the
ground
beef then." She says no problem!
...They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
Some guy bought a new refrigerator for his house. To
get rid of his old
fridge, he
put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home.
You
want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat
there without even one
person
looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people
were too untrusting
of this
deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the
sign to read: "Fridge
for
sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution.
...They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which
direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for
sometime, she shook
her
head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.".
...They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a
call from
an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him,
"The
number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week." He responded, "Is
that Eastern or Pacific time?". Wanting to end the
call quickly, I said,
"Uh, Pacific".
...They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on
her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't
think
she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
...They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's
designed to cut through a
seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
... They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were
discounted
10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2
times
10% and gave us a 20% discount.
... They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring
attached
to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
the chain rip out every
time
she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose
and ear remain the
same
distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
... They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the
lost luggage
office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and
told
me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good
hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?".
... They Walk Among Us
=============================================================
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to
go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into
4
pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding "Just cut
it into
4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.
...They Walk Among Us
