One day in the subway a man needed to empty his fluids quite badly. The men's bathroom was locked and the guy still needed to go. But the women's bathroom was open so he thought to himself: "Ah, what the hell - might as well find out what it looks like anyway".
So he goes in and sees that it's no different from the men's bathroom. After doing his business, he saw three machines on the wall that he did not notice before. They all had their own abbreviations.
One was called AHW
One was called AFW
One was called ATR
He thought to himself: "Gee, I wonder what these do?"
So he presses the button on the first machine, and the machine washes his hands. He figures: "Oh AHW - Automatic Hand Washer".
So he presses the button on the next machine, and the machine washes his feet. He figures: "Oh AFW - Automatic Foot Washer".
Lastly, he presses the button on the third machine and suddenly he wakes up at the hospital, feeling a slight pain in his groin, seeing a doctor picking up the plaque on his bed. In a weak and trembling voice, the man asks: "Doctor....... what happened....?"
The doctor replied: "Well according to this plaque, it seems here that you pressed the button on the ATR machine in the women's bathroom - the Automatic Tampon Remover."
So he goes in and sees that it's no different from the men's bathroom. After doing his business, he saw three machines on the wall that he did not notice before. They all had their own abbreviations.
One was called AHW
One was called AFW
One was called ATR
He thought to himself: "Gee, I wonder what these do?"
So he presses the button on the first machine, and the machine washes his hands. He figures: "Oh AHW - Automatic Hand Washer".
So he presses the button on the next machine, and the machine washes his feet. He figures: "Oh AFW - Automatic Foot Washer".
Lastly, he presses the button on the third machine and suddenly he wakes up at the hospital, feeling a slight pain in his groin, seeing a doctor picking up the plaque on his bed. In a weak and trembling voice, the man asks: "Doctor....... what happened....?"
The doctor replied: "Well according to this plaque, it seems here that you pressed the button on the ATR machine in the women's bathroom - the Automatic Tampon Remover."
