The whole cellphone/cancer debate

Just on another note:

Don't take Viagra unless you need it. We had a young man come into the ER one night who took several Viagra pills the night before, and his erection didn't come down the entire time. To cut a long story short (no pun intended), he lost 4 inches of his penis in surgery.
 
lol The moral of that story is to just not bother with it at all unless you're an old fart who can't get it up.

But hey...back on topic here, at least he had his cell phone to call the paramedics with...and while it didn't cause him any additional problems, we know what did.
 
Re: RE: The whole cellphone/cancer debate

Sim said:
Just on another note:

Don't take Viagra unless you need it. We had a young man come into the ER one night who took several Viagra pills the night before, and his erection didn't come down the entire time. To cut a long story short (no pun intended), he lost 4 inches of his penis in surgery.
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Hell If I have a erection for that long hell with the hospital I am going to go get me some!...I will work my erection off!...more fun that way than losing 4 inches....that would leave me with lets see how many inches :rofl ....1.2...3....4...5...6...
 
Alright, folks...we got a dreamer here! lol Let me break this to all men right now: When YOU say 6 inches, we women think, "Oh great...it's more like four..." because we know you're terrible with measurements. That's why they have measuring tapes for such occasions. :D

He had to come in. He was in such incredible pain that he couldn't stand it anymore. And once that much blood is flowing through parts that aren't used to having such *ahem* traffic, it causes damage that cannot be repaired.
 
Re: RE: The whole cellphone/cancer debate

Sim said:
Alright, folks...we got a dreamer here! lol Let me break this to all men right now: When YOU say 6 inches, we women think, "Oh great...it's more like four..." because we know you're terrible with measurements. That's why they have measuring tapes for such occasions. :D

He had to come in. He was in such incredible pain that he couldn't stand it anymore. And once that much blood is flowing through parts that aren't used to having such *ahem* traffic, it causes damage that cannot be repaired.
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Well lucky for me and yourself I happen to have Mad Mathamatic skills and can add and subtract properly!....If you have doubts get your measuring tape out and I will come to the hospital!..lol...

Like you said though, IF YOU ARE NOT USED TO THAT MUCH tRAFFIC! Some of us are used tto the Traffic..lol...
 
Wow. I wasn't aware there was any kind of mathematical education in Georgia. Ya learn something new every day. *winks*

You can go to that hospital all ya want. I quit working there a couple years ago to focus more on my own businesses. You just can't work the graveyards in the ER, then clock out to go run down deadbeats. You'll be sleeping while driving...which, by the way, is a fun experience.
 
Boats, lights, motor cars, every single luxury...Unlike Robin Carusso we are not primitive, we have running toilets...and we do not inbreed!
 
lmao!

There's a place in Louisiana...four miles from the border at Orange, Texas, (where all my family is from)...between Vinton (I-10) and Starks (Hwy 12). This place is called The Pocket. Why, you ask? Because everyone there is literally related several times over. It isn't as though bigger cities with more choices aren't within a reasonable distance (Beaumont, TX, and Lake Charles, LA, are within 30 minutes of The Pocket), but these people still "keep it in the family".

Not that Lake Charles has anything worth going after...nor does Beaumont...but I'm sorry, I'd rather screw someone I haven't met at a family reunion...
 
some tings you keep in the family...trinkets, pictures, wedding dress, antiques...but not the brothers, sisters and cousins...thats just gross!
 
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