The Texan And The Australian

[Peter Parka]

A Texan is visiting his mate in Australia. The Aussie picks him up at the airport and drives him back to his home through a load of farming country. A sheep is grazing in a field at the side of the road.
"Whats that?" booms the Texan
"A sheep" replies the Aussie
"Ha! Call that a sheep? In Texas we have chickens bigger than that!" sneers the Texan
They drive on a bit further and in a field at the side of the road, a cow is grazing.
"And what's that?" exclaims the Texan
"A cow" says the Aussie, now starting to get slightly annoyed
"Ha! Call that a cow?" mocks the Texan. "In Texas we have sheep bigger than that!"
They carry on driving but then have to brake suddenly as a kangaroo bounds across the road in front of them.
"What the fuck was that!" yells the Texan, genuinely.
"Bloody grasshoppers get everywhere!" says the Aussie.

 

[Codrus]

heh.....ummm

sheep are bigger than ckickens and cows are bigger han sheep any way....but i still like the grasshopper line

 

[Staci]

pretty funny

 

[Peter Parka]

heh.....ummm

sheep are bigger than ckickens and cows are bigger han sheep any way....but i still like the grasshopper line

Oops! Knew I'd manage to fuck it up, somehow. :willy_nilly2 Editted now, that work?

 

[Burntblood]

So basically you're saying that Texans are so freaking stupid we don't know the difference between a kangaroo and a grasshopper?


jk
I really don't know

 

[sophie]

Bloody roos jumping out in front of your car...I don't miss that at all!