The snail

[RandomDude]

A guy is sitting in his living room and he hears a knock at the door, he answers the door and theres a snail on his front porch so he picks it up and throws it as far as he can.

3 years later theres another knock on the door he answers the door and there a snail on his front porch and the snail says "what the hell was that all about?"

 

[Burntblood]

Maybe the dude hated snail salesmen.

 

[RandomDude]

Thats one determined snail salesman

 

[Burntblood]

Maybe he was a snail until his house was foreclosed on and now he's just a slug trying to make a living selling insurance door to door?
I'm just saying..

 

[Jessica]

lol very funny

 

[Kyle B]

If I was a snail, it would have taken me less than a year to get back to that guy's house.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

...... wow ...... poor snail lol

 

[Ertragen]

He should have just "Snail Mailed" himself but using priority postage back to that guy's house.

 

[theREDdot]

I don't get the joke?

 

[RandomDude]

lol.....

 

[sierrabravo]

hehe snailsman