The Real-Life Ukrainian Barbie Doll

[Mercury]

.... however, that picture is missing some serious necessities! Where is my Star Bucks mocha!?!?! Where is my hot pink VW Bug? >:c

 

[fuel1316]

the mesh tanktop reminds me of someone.....

... who was it now....?

oop! there it is

 

[Jezzebelle]

omg TOO MUCH SEEEEEXY

 

[fuel1316]

its funnier since his name is 'right said FRED'
:24:

 

[Minderella]

BAHAHAHA!!

Oh. Goodness. HAHAHA.

 

[Francis]

.................... 2000

This version.. Cell Phone in hand while looking in the mirror ? :tooth

 

[TenaciousDave]

I can TOTALLY understand where she is coming from! After all, I look just like a Ken doll.

You poor bastard! :rofl2:

 

[Minderella]

you poor bastard! :rofl2:

lol!!

 

[Mercury]

This version.. Cell Phone in hand while looking in the mirror ? :tooth

LMAO! Yeah!!! That's the one!

You poor bastard! :rofl2:

LOL! >:c

My wife would totally agree that I look like the perfect man doll .............. :sarcasm

 

[Francis]

LMAO! Yeah!!! That's the one!



LOL! >:c

My wife would totally agree that I look like the perfect man doll .............. :sarcasm

Rumor is $75,000.00 gets you that plastic look.. Cell Phone and Plan not included.. :24:

 

[Minderella]

I'm sure she would, with the bump for a penis and all.

*calls up Freddy's wife for deets*

 

[Francis]

I'm sure she would, with the bump for a penis and all.

*calls up Freddy's wife for deets*

I'm getting a feeling Mindy likes little bumps..

 

[Mercury]

Damn it!!!! Mindy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:c

I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE BUMP!!!!! >Xo

 

[Minderella]

I'm getting a feeling Mindy likes little bumps..

Little bumps, big bumps, inbetween bumps. I like em all.

*sunshine*

 

[Francis]

Damn it!!!! Mindy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:c

I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE BUMP!!!!! >Xo

You have no bump at all... :eek




















Damn you fell right into that one...

 

[Minderella]

Bahahahahaha.

*dies laughing*

 

[Mercury]

*sigh* ..................

......... I give up >:c

 

[TenaciousDave]

*sigh* ..................

......... I give up >:c

:rofl2:

 

[Minderella]

LOL!!!!

Omg.

This is too brilliant!

 

[TenaciousDave]

LOL!!!!

Omg.

This is too brilliant!

You'll never know what you will find when you do a Google search for 'small penis.' :24: