The perfect girlfriend

[hart]

The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.

Peter.......sigh Why do I think this man is looking for trouble?

 

[freakofnature]

Hmmm, interesting.

I think it's called egg in basket.

Over here we call it...wait for it...egg in a hole! (LOL, we are creative!)

 

[skyblue]

The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.

the beer would spill

 

[JoeCool10]

The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.

My grandma?

 

[Dana]

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isn't there some kind of law that states now that that is a verbal contract?! Score.

:24::24::24:

 

[Dana]

I'm really turned on, bacon, babes and bisexuality.... Shwing!