The perfect girlfriend

[Keight]

Simple or complicated they are still needs...... the simpliest of needs can be something that could be a problem for either one...... relationships are about working towards each other and making litle sacrifices... to think you could walk into something and it be the "perfect" relationship is a little naive i think.

 

[HisHoliness]

Simple or complicated they are still needs...... the simpliest of needs can be something that could be a problem for either one...... relationships are about working towards each other and making litle sacrifices... to think you could walk into something and it be the "perfect" relationship is a little naive i think.

That's just something people in an imperfect relationship say.





































Just jerkin' your chain.

 

[Keight]

I prefer to whip people with my chains


All im saying is ive seen people go through this and yesh its kinda sad to watch

 

[HisHoliness]

I prefer to whip people with my chains


All im saying is ive seen people go through this and yesh its kinda sad to watch

LOL @ yesh. I love Mutts!

 

[Keight]

LOL @ yesh. I love Mutts!

:24: :24:

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

she might cook, clean and fuck you a lot...but what she didn't tell you are the things that you WONT like about her...no one is perfect, every girl has some annoying or undesirable habits or things about them.

 

[Abcinthia]

This thread made me laugh loads.



I'll have y'all know I am the perfect girlfriend. Just the other day I made a bacon and sausage roll for Zorak after sex.

 

[Thornless]

This thread made me laugh loads.



I'll have y'all know I am the perfect girlfriend. Just the other day I made a bacon and sausage roll for Zorak after sex.

I'm hungry too you know:ninja

 

[Abcinthia]

I'm hungry too you know:ninja

Well... I can only cook bacon after sex... :ninja

 

[Thornless]

Well... I can only cook bacon after sex... :ninja

Work up the appetite first?

I can handle that :ninja

 

[Abcinthia]

Work up the appetite first?

I can handle that :ninja

Well... I have some bacon, so I'll be on the next flight ever :ninja

 

[Thornless]

Well... I have some bacon, so I'll be on the next flight ever :ninja

I may not give you back... we buy bacon in bulk over here.

 

[Abcinthia]

Sounds like my sort of place!


Zorak can fry his own bacon now.

 

[Thornless]

Sounds like my sort of place!


Zorak can fry his own bacon now.

I'll have to share you with Bryan... he makes excellent cookies though... maybe we can put bacon in them...

 

[Abcinthia]

I'll have to share you with Bryan... he makes excellent cookies though... maybe we can put bacon in them...

Sounds like a plan!


I can also make a really yummy cakes and British Food like Toad In The Hole.

 

[Thornless]

Sounds like a plan!


I can also make a really yummy cakes and British Food like Toad In The Hole.

If that's egg in toast, then yum! You got a deal!

 

[Abcinthia]

No it's not, it's sausages in a Yorkshire pudding. But I can probably do egg in toast.... When I find out what it is...

 

[Thornless]

No it's not, it's sausages in a Yorkshire pudding. But I can probably do egg in toast.... When I find out what it is...

Hmmm, interesting.

I think it's called egg in basket.

 

[Abcinthia]

Hmmm, interesting.

I think it's called egg in basket.

That looks really nice. I love fried bread and I love fried eggs. I'm going to have to try that.

 

[Peter Parka]

The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.