The OTz Caption Contest

[dt3]

That's right folks, yet another contest. I'm going to post a picture, you have one week to post your caption (ONE entry only) in this thread. At the end of the week, whichever one I think is funniest will receive 500 of my Tokenz.

Here's your picture for this week (ending at midnight, July 7, EASTERN TIME):

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Thats not the way George! Jeeze will u ever listen to me?

 

[ssl]

"Escape of the Apes"

 

[Jersey]

"Does this tin car make my ass look fat?"

 

[GraceAbounds]

With gas at $5 a gallon, we should have taken the trees.

 

[skyblue]

this week the park.......next week nascar

 

[Peter Parka]

The Stig says to Jeremy Clarkson - Fuck you, you cunt, I'll still get it round Gambon faster than Jordon!

 

[MMMMatilde]

"Hunny, if you had of paid just an extra $150 on fuel, I wouldn't be so cold!"

 

[pjbleek]

"so, you see America we shouldn't be afraid to use new fuel ideas...like take these monkeys.. they know we are in a fuel crisis and they commute to work just the same as we do...."
.....President George Bush commenting on America's fuel prices spiraling to $5.00 a gallon


:surrender

 

[dt3]

*Bump*

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

GW proposed a new theory on not only reducing reliance on foreign oil, but also minimizing highway fatalities.

The new Fokker Pedal will be available in 2012, starting in at $120,000 due largely in part to high union wages...

 

[silentbob]

tim and alicia escaping from the zoo.

 

[Tim]

As gas approaches $6.00 a gallon, even Bush and Cheney realize the benefit of carpooling to the golf course.

tim and alicia escaping from the zoo.

I'm the one that's driving

 

[VegasVixen]

Carpooling....even a monkey can do it.

 

[Stella]

 

[VegasVixen]

Hey have you seen that Stella chick? Man her gums are sexy, even bigger than mine.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Dammit! He just farted.
Bloody monkey.

 

[Stella]

Hey have you seen that Stella chick? Man her gums are sexy, even bigger than mine.

u luff me 4 mah smile

 

[SRC]

lol cute Donnie

 

[groundpounder]

dammit, groundpounder, DON'T take a left - there's Sneak!! You'll blow our cover!!

But jeebus cripes did you see the ass on that ring-tailed pygmy baboon?!?!​