The OTz Caption Contest Week 4

[dt3]

That's right folks, yet another contest. I'm going to post a picture, you have one week to post your caption (ONE entry only) in this thread. At the end of the week, whichever one I think is funniest will receive 500 of my Tokenz.

Here's your picture for this week (ending at midnight, July 28, EASTERN TIME):

 

[groundpounder]

hmm. When delta said, "I gots sumthin fo yo ASS, bitch!!!" I had no idea he was offering to help me with my hemerroids and severe anal odor problems​

 

[ssl]

"Even military grade toilet tissue will not work; so we resorted to paint stripper."

 

[Peter Parka]

The missus is going to kill me when she finds out I sprayed on a mans butt today!

 

[DaveM]

Always lube properly for SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

i wonder why this guys cleaning my ass?

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Due to issues in the economy, Earl Scheib will now paint you ass for $99 and accepts all major insurance.

 

[Natasha]

Always lube properly for SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

Bwahahahahahhahaha!!!

 

[Maulds]

That's right folks, yet another contest. I'm going to post a picture, you have one week to post your caption (ONE entry only) in this thread. At the end of the week, whichever one I think is funniest will receive 500 of my Tokenz.

Here's your picture for this week (ending at midnight, July 28, EASTERN TIME):

Jim carefully applies a second coat of squirrel repellent to the posterior to avoid any further embarrassing acorn storage incidents.

 

[Breath]

"Wearing a mask, Jason applies deodorant to this larger-than-lifesize
model of "How to Use an American Toilet" on display at this year's Summer Olympics"​

 

[TheOriginalJames]

'Even though he couldn't figure out why the proctologists' office was in the park, Jason desperately needed some soothing relief from his hemorrhoids.'​

 

[dt3]

This week is gonna be tough...

 

[groundpounder]

I agree. I thought I had it locked up (again, got robbed in weeks 1-3), but after a few of these, I'm like...
":humm:that's pretty damn funny"

 

[Maulds]

I agree. I thought I had it locked up (again, got robbed in weeks 1-3), but after a few of these, I'm like...
":humm:that's pretty damn funny"

Yeah who was that jerk that won the last two?:cool

 

[Fetlock]

Don’t look so worried, if this enema doesn’t work I’ll give you suppositories.

 

[Dana]

Always lube properly for SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

lmfao