Well . . . maybe if we got a better look at you, then you could join the ranks of the unhomely. Not really sure if I qualify either . . .
Ohhhh no, my lupine friend. That way madness lay.
No, literally.
I once sent a photo of myself to somebody and she went sterile, mad and lesbian.
Could have been a coincidence, but the fact that she was screaming "GOD NO! NOT THAT! DON'T LET IT BREED!!" kinda makes me doubt it.
Besides, I care about you all too much to risk turning you into barren, barking Birkenstock wearers.
Just can't risk it.