Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have
it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business
trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going
to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going
to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.Struggling to maintain
his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business
role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that Ihave learned from my
personal experiences to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that
African American men are the most well-endowed of all
men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent
who are the best. I have also discovered that the
lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern
Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable
and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't
really be discussing all of this with you. I don't
even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba."
settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have
it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business
trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going
to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going
to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.Struggling to maintain
his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business
role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that Ihave learned from my
personal experiences to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that
African American men are the most well-endowed of all
men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent
who are the best. I have also discovered that the
lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern
Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable
and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't
really be discussing all of this with you. I don't
even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba."
