There was a young man that just broke up with his girlfriend.
He was so distraught he decided to join the Foreign Legion.
When he got there an old timer noticed this young newbie pulling up.
The old man decided to take to young man under his wing.
"Hey there young fella, you'll find out it's not so tough here", said the old timer.
The young man walked up to him and asked, "How's that sir?"
The old timer went on, 'Well, you see those two infantry trucks over there?"
"Yes sir", reported the young man.
"Well, on Friday nights, we take them into town, fill them full of booze, come back here and party all night", beamed the old man.
The young man said, "Sorry sir, I don't drink anymore."
The old man said, "Well then, on Saturday night, we take these same two trucks into town, gather up all the loose women, bring them back to the base, and screw our brains out all night long!"
"Sorry sir, I don't think I would be into doing that either", said the young man still reeling from his recent break up.
The old man quizzed the young man, "You're not Gay are you?"
"NO SIR !", blurted out the young man.
The old timer retorted, "Well then, you won't like Sunday nights either."
He was so distraught he decided to join the Foreign Legion.
When he got there an old timer noticed this young newbie pulling up.
The old man decided to take to young man under his wing.
"Hey there young fella, you'll find out it's not so tough here", said the old timer.
The young man walked up to him and asked, "How's that sir?"
The old timer went on, 'Well, you see those two infantry trucks over there?"
"Yes sir", reported the young man.
"Well, on Friday nights, we take them into town, fill them full of booze, come back here and party all night", beamed the old man.
The young man said, "Sorry sir, I don't drink anymore."
The old man said, "Well then, on Saturday night, we take these same two trucks into town, gather up all the loose women, bring them back to the base, and screw our brains out all night long!"
"Sorry sir, I don't think I would be into doing that either", said the young man still reeling from his recent break up.
The old man quizzed the young man, "You're not Gay are you?"
"NO SIR !", blurted out the young man.
The old timer retorted, "Well then, you won't like Sunday nights either."
