the never ending wipe

[UncleBacon]

hahah I never heard it called that before....thats great mud butt

 

[BaggedSplash]

hehehe

 

[alleycat]

LOL oh crap thats funny!! Yes I hate that too. Anyone who doesnt admit to it, isnt checkin the effectiveness of your wiping!

 

[UncleBacon]

struck me as funny

 

[GuesSAngel]

haha even though this is a disgusting thread, i know what you mean. And we have something like baby wipes, but they're not. You can get them by the toilet paper. That gives you a nice clean instead of using all that toilet paper to dry yourself.

 

[UncleBacon]

yeah I've invested in those adult baby wipes....they are nice on the hiney

 

[GuesSAngel]

plus you feel oh so fresh and so clean!

 

[UncleBacon]

yup....I hate the swamp ass feeling like you just didn't wipe enough even though you're clean

 

[BaggedSplash]

swamp ass is a sweaty ass not "didnt-wipe-my-ass-enough"

 

[UncleBacon]

the whole feeling in general sucks ass

 

[Jersey]

i use adult wet ones... or whatever...

part of the whole germaphobe thing... people think its weird that i have them.. i say fuck 'em... at least i know my ass is clean and shiny!!!


...and soft with shea butter!

 

[UncleBacon]

you know what's nice...well for me...sprinkling a lil baby powder on my balls and ass.....great success

 

[GuesSAngel]

alright that's gross lmao

 

[jeff247stoned]

I like the perfect 10 poo. The one where i don't have to wipe...it is just clean. I get that once a year.

 

[UncleBacon]

alright that's gross lmao

trues story...if you had balls you would understand

 

[GuesSAngel]

yeah...no. that's just weird. I just asked tim if he put baby powder on his balls and he said no. You need to learn how to control your sweaty balls!!D

 

[UncleBacon]

you feel like a new man...tim should try it

 

[GuesSAngel]

my only advice to you is, don't be putting powder on your balls when you want a woman to lick them

 

[UncleBacon]

lol I don't...I save the bengay for that

 

[GuesSAngel]

hahaha