I actually have an obsessive process for eating Oreos.
I have peculiar superstitions dating back to my baseball playing days.
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How do you eat the Oreos?! I have a process, too, and I can't just bite into one, as it grosses me out!
1. I only eat the Double Stuff, period, anything else is uncivilized.
2. I split the cookie apart, the side that retains the center, gets eaten, the other half....in the trash.
3. If I am feeling frisky, I have been known on occasion to take the blank half, scrape the filling off the other half with the blank and eat that....But it's rare and I have to be in a very strange mood.
1. I only eat the Double Stuff, period, anything else is uncivilized.
2. I split the cookie apart, the side that retains the center, gets eaten, the other half....in the trash.
3. If I am feeling frisky, I have been known on occasion to take the blank half, scrape the filling off the other half with the blank and eat that....But it's rare and I have to be in a very strange mood.
OMFG! That's really similar to what I do!! I take the Oreo and a butterknife and caaaaarefully split the Oreo in half - thru the white stuff - so then half of it ends up on each side. Then I smooth it out. Then eat it. LOL!!
I've had a long distance relationship..
how did that work out for you?
I masturbated like 2 nights ago.
Oh...if I laugh too hard I'll pass out. I've done it 3 or 4 times. I always come to and feel real dizzy and lightheaded.
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