The Monty Python Thread

[Peter Parka]

Seeing how things are going else where, thought I'd start this off where you can only talk in Monty Python here!

Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!

 

[TheLightedPath]

You just got more rep!

A 5oz bird cannot carry a 1pd coconut!

 

[Peter Parka]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

 

[EmperorKupcake]

I apologize for not being around too often, guys. My walk has become rather sillier lately

 

[Maulds]

Bring us a shrubbery

 

[elluko]

We shall say ni once again to you unless you cut down the biggest redwood in this forest with... a herring!

 

[dt3]

I fart in your general direction

 

[TheLightedPath]

Mooo!!!

 

[Peter Parka]

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

 

[Maulds]

We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham, and jam, and Spam a lot

 

[EmperorKupcake]

Hm, only Holy Grail quotes? No Flying Circus or Life of Brian quotes?

Well, I certainly am not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[elluko]

YouTube - Monty Python: Spam
SPAM!!!

 

[Maulds]

holy grail quotes are the best (OK its all I've seen)

"you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you"

 

[elluko]

lol, dennis...

 

[Peter Parka]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm alright, I work all day and I sleep all night!

YouTube - Lumber jack song

 

[elluko]

lol, I've seen that sooo many times.
Edit: BC! That's where I'm from eh?

 

[EmperorKupcake]

Oh oh oh, we want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Feeling all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh?