"Bwahahahahah, OMG, Sir Pound-a-lot...bwahahahaha!!!"
the last text that you sent says
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There was totally just a bat in the bar.
"Hey, I'm home for one more week let me know if you want to do something with me"
"I'm here. Parked by the maroon Camry on the Smithville Church side."
tampons freak me out
"I will give you the number for the private line when I get home"
"You ready to get shitfaced??"
One muwahahaha
the count died
the count died
Mondays can kiss my wet ass
"Just FYI, I took time to iron a UGA shirt just so I would be wearing one on game day. Can I have my UGA card back now???"
"i love you"
Why is my cleavage red??
Honestly, I've never texted a message before.
"It's gonna be fine...you can do this, mama!!!"
I've never sent a text message before, and I probably never will.
You're not doing it right
"On a positive note, I'm gonna patent the STRESS diet. I'm down 6 pounds since Friday, LOL"
"Its raining too hard to get out of my truck"
"Yep."
"Really, Jimmy??? LMFAO"